Hi, I am Nick and im running for senate.
to start, im not a moron unlike some of my opponents. I have some brain cells but not too many. ill make sure people in office arnt stupid.
I can promise the following
-Idiots in office who have no idea what they are doing would be removed
-Glory to the soviet… I ment State of Firestone ofcourse, haha!!
Vote for me and I will give you some cookies.
If you dont vote for me Ill get stalin to ki-- I ment give you a nice dream at night.