StaticOmega for Senate

Elections Speeches
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Hi, I am Nick and im running for senate.

to start, im not a moron unlike some of my opponents. I have some brain cells but not too many. ill make sure people in office arnt stupid.

I can promise the following
-Idiots in office who have no idea what they are doing would be removed
-Glory to the soviet… I ment State of Firestone ofcourse, haha!!

Vote for me and I will give you some cookies.
If you dont vote for me Ill get stalin to ki-- I ment give you a nice dream at night.

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Meme.

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No sir, Very serious.

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Meme campaign, doesn’t count.

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#StaticForSenate
#StrongerTogether

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BS, I’m going in for the win.

A Stronger Firestone, Stronger together.

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Unstatutory.

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then dont vote for me

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10

Wasn’t planning to, XD.

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At your own peril, young sir.

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12

Disqualified from the election

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disqualified by election sponsor

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