Petition to Recognize Penguins

[DennisArch]

Well said, Envelope.

[jjackp2014]

Please make this happen

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[DannyboyJurist]

For Christ’s sake no. It’s a fun organization and I like the idea, but it’s unrealistic af, no. Also, congress doesn’t have the authority to “recognize species” anyway so this physically couldn’t be done regardless.

[SeanCityNavy]

@DannyboyJurist

congress doesn’t have the authority to “recognize species.”

This is a True statement

[pathwaysbball]

no thanks

[Stevetron8170]

FSP needs animal control

[iLordOfAviation]

support
it’s 2017, its crazy us penguins aren’t accepted in society like the gays

[anon54114525]

@DannyboyJurist

congress doesn’t have the authority to “recognize species”

That’s where you’re wrong kiddo.

[DannyboyJurist]

Show me the law

[iLordOfAviation]

show me the law that says they can’t recognize species

[DannyboyJurist]

Government powers don’t work that way sir. We need something specifically saying we can, or else that would be a dictatorship.

[iLordOfAviation]

show me the law that says they need explicit permission to do something to do it

if it actually exists dont show me, i dont care that much

[DannyboyJurist]

The entire constitution. You should read it sometime.

Constitution

Last updated February 15th in the year Two Thousand and Eighteen PREAMBLE We, the People of the State of Firestone and our posterity, to ensure the foundation of a wholly perfect and unified state, commit ourselves to this Constitution as a beacon of hope for the liberty, security, and future successes of the People. The Constitution and the Bill of Rights are the highest governing documents in the State of Firestone. Any and all documents, regulation, and standards passed by any City, County, …

[iLordOfAviation]

b r o its like 5000 words no thanks

[Doktor710]

then I want a petition to recognize cats, meow

[Vmaxium]

Petition to recognize doge.

[ParrotChattin]

Full support and endorsement.

[MisterFirestorm]

Support.

[iLu_cas]

Full support, this is almost 2018 and we need to accept everybody into society. Just because penguins look and act a bit different than us does not mean that we can not accept them as one of us. Penguins are living things to, and they need some income to help feed the wife and kids. Our government needs to stop discriminating against these beautiful little creatures and let them have rights too. If congress does not do something about this, we are going to start to see more and more penguins on the street because they simply can not afford their homes anymore. If you do not support this petition, you are clearly a horrible person and I hope you go to penguin hell.

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iLu_cas