With the upcoming rise of the Penguin Generation, it is my demand that Congress officially recognizes Penguins as an official human type within the State of Firestone. This will allow freedom of all penguins within their respective departments and will give them necessary human rights to perform needed actions.
Allow penguins to serve departments without phasing into a Robloxian
Allows penguins to be treated equally as humans
Motivates all penguins to come out of the closet.
More EMS calls due to one of the reasons:
Inability to get up after falling down (arms/legs too small compared to torso size)
Action is needed! For the bystanders, contact your congressmember, advising them to support for this petition and take action.
Important Disclaimer: This thread is not a joke. It is an actual legitimate thread in order to allow Penguin packages within State of Firestone.
For Christ’s sake no. It’s a fun organization and I like the idea, but it’s unrealistic af, no. Also, congress doesn’t have the authority to “recognize species” anyway so this physically couldn’t be done regardless.