My fellow americans, the time has come to elect new leaders into our congressional assembly. Our state lacks something critical, something all our leaders miss when they make promises, write speeches, or do anything at all in the political realm…
They fail to look at why we suffer and have stresses on the hands of the working class. They fail to see why we have high crime, the fail to see what all problems are truly the root of.
All problems can simply be linked to one Ideology, founded in the 1840’s… Communism.
Communism was founded as a random lunatics idea on how we can improve the world if we work together as a collective, equally sharing everything for all. However, it eventually became the target to be used as a means for destroying the world. The soviets used it as a way to get the working class on board with their idea! A way for them to benifit from their revolution! Of course, they were decieved, and ended up worse than they had started- had their food taken, and pride taken as humans.
We should not have to repeat history my americans; We should not have to suffer at the tips of the hammer and sickle; We should not have to give up our freedom!
As such, my primary campaign promise is this;
America first, Communism dead.
We need to establish a House Committee on Un-Firestonian Activities, in order to investigate enemies to the state, such as communists and nazis.
And if you hate communism, to put it simply, I am your best option on the ballot.
God bless America, this state, and these very lands we sown with the prosperity and delights of freedom and innovation!
I would like to make it clear, this is not a meme campaign at all, I have reached out to numerous members of the HoR and had my idea to form such a committee declined. As such, I see this as a great opportunity for us to advance our nation forward and remove traitors to our nation.