I, Outstanding Former Senator and Warmonger PropMcRib have too acquired the necessary signatures in order to run in this outstanding display of democracy!
Hello everyone, Outstanding Former Senator and Warmonger PropMcRib.
That’s right, I’m running for re-election. Why might you ask?
Well, lemme tell you. That’s none of your business.
But what is your business is what I plan to do:
-Make Firestone better
-Start another war (and win it)
-Reform outdated laws (I’m so good at that)
-Other senator stuff
You might be wondering to yourself, “Is he qualified?”
To answer your question, probably not. But here are my totally relevant qualifications…