Be it enacted by the Senate and the House of Representatives in the State of Firestone in Congress assembled,
PREAMBLE
For “Move Your Vehicle or Have It Done For You” to work properly.
SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE; EFFECTIVE DATE.
(a) May be cited as “Ensuring LEOs Can Do It For You Legally! Act”
(b) Will be effective immediately upon meeting the Constitutionally required criteria, and upon acquiring the Governor’s signature.
SECTION 2. AMENDMENT.
(a) The Firestone Criminal Code shall be defined as;
Criminal Code Revision Act (R)
(b) Chapter 3, Section 5 Subsection (a) of the Firestone Criminal Code shall have a sub-section added under it titled “(a2)” which shall state the following: “An on-duty Law Enforcement Officer within the circumstances listed within Chapter 4, Section 3 sub-section (a2) shall be absolved from this unlawful criminal act, provided that also their emergency lighting system is on.”
( c ) Chapter 4, Section 3 Subsection (a2) of the Firestone Criminal Code currently states: “An on-duty law enforcement officer may utilize their patrol vehicle to move a vehicle obstructing the way of traffic on a roadway, parking lot, gas pump, or other traffic pathway, under the circumstances that:, no tow trucks operated by the Department of Transportation are available, no bystanders nearby own the vehicle, and the vehicle’s owner is nowhere to be found after at most two minutes, or the vehicle’s owner was arrested at most two minutes prior to the vehicle being discovered by an on-duty law enforcement officer.”
(d) Chapter 4, Section 3 Subsection (a2) of the Firestone Criminal Code shall be amended and shall now state: *“An on-duty law enforcement officer may utilize their patrol vehicle to move a vehicle obstructing the way of traffic on a roadway, parking lot, gas pump, or other traffic pathway, under the circumstances that:, no tow trucks operated by the Department of Transportation are available, no bystanders nearby own the vehicle, and the vehicle’s owner is nowhere to be found after at most two minutes, or the vehicle’s owner was arrested at most two minutes prior to the vehicle being discovered by an on-duty law enforcement officer, and the vehicle is unoccupied.
Respectfully submitted to the State of Firestone Congress,
Chief Sponsor(s):
Senator SupremaLexEsto