Hello my fellow Firestone gamers. I’m not going to give a lengthy descriptor of who I am, because I have reached enough success in my time here I don’t need to stroke my ego by listing ad infinitum all my jobs. Suffice to say, I was the states 5th and 8th Chief Justice (and the longest serving CCJ at that), two-term Attorney General, and multi-term Senator and Representative, along with serving in various departments over the years (DHS and PDP being where I held mid-level command positions).
Many of my critics during my tenure as a judge stated I blurred the line of political and apolitical. Well, now I’m not a judge anymore; let me be political for you, Firestone! I have written some of this state’s foremost legislation, from the entirety of Article III of the Constitution, the current BOR, the Uniformed Control of Firearms Act, the OG RICO Act, a significant portion of the entire criminal code, and so much more. I put the law phonetic sound in autism.
But let’s focus on the future! What will I do for y’all if I am elected now? My specific plans are as follows:
- Bring order to inferior governments. The inferior governments have been on some goofy shit recently, and the state legislature must act to curb these frankly corrupt, power-grab shenanigans.
- Increase protections for our dedicated fire fighters, paramedics, and medical professionals. Too many criminals target or harass our medical and fire service providers. I will increase criminal penalties for this behavior and give these individuals greater ability to protect themselves as feasible under law.
- Enact civil service protections. As we have seen with the Redwood Police chicanery, it is far too easy for departments to arbitrarily promote, hire, and otherwise action people leading to nepotism and unaccountability. There should be uniform standards for hiring, retention, and termination beyond the bare minimum that the FEA allows.
- Work on new tort law. With the recent allowance for us to enact monetary reparations, I feel a new torts act would be of great benefit to the people!
- Finally, work with my colleagues to bring back order and good discipline to the state legislature.
In conclusion, support and vote for DannyboyJurist for a more professional, educated future for the state!
