My fellow citizens,
I am announcing my run for Governor alongside my Lt. Governor, blaadam.
Our great state has for too long suffered under ineptitude and laziness in high office. The office of Governor has been degraded and stripped of its respect. As the 16th Governor of Firestone I know what it takes to run a successful administration, and how to retain the support of the people. It’s time we elect a strong Governor again for our state.
CROOKED SCRIB and his SOCIALIST HOMO ELITE has DESTROYED the EXECUTIVE BRANCH! CROOKED SCRIB has tried to SILENCE me on every forum and only through FBC was I able to get the word OUT!!!
THEY’RE AFTER ME FOLKS, THEY’RE TRING TO SILENCE ME AND MY OPINIONS… FOR FAR TOO LONG MY ‘CRAZY’ IDEAS AND THOUGHTS HAVE BEEN SILENCED!!! SCHITZO I’M CALLED… WELL THATS JUST RACISM!!! THEY’RE ATTACKING ME BECAUSE I’M THE ONLY ONE SPEAKING TO TRUTH TO YOU!!!
AS GOVERNOR MY FIRST ACT WILL BE TO EMPOWER THE FIRESTONE STATE PATROL TO REINSTATE MY EAR-LICKING PROGRAM. FSP TROOPERS SHALL LICK THE EARS OF THE CABINET TO ENSURE THEY DON’T HAVE SOCIALIST BUGS PLANTED IN THEM. FOR FAR TOO LONG WE’VE ALLOWED THE SOCIALIST PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF RIDGEWAY TO PLANT BUGS IN OUR EARS. I HOPE TO SPREAD THIS PROGRAM BEYOND THE EXECUTIVE TO SAVE OUR GREAT STATE!!!
NEXT IS THE CONGRESS, WHICH MY AMAZING LT GOVERNOR BLAADAM WILL COVER… WHAT A FANTASTIC GUY, TRULY A FIRESTONE HERO!!! STANDS FOR THE COMMON MAN!!!
I WILL WORK WITH CONGRESS TO REPAIR THE DAMAGE DONE TO THE GOVERNOR’S OFFICE. I SHALL WORK TO EMPOWER THE OFFICE ONCE MORE AND TO PROVIDE STRONG LEADERSHIP FOR OUR STATE. THE CABINET SHALL BE REIGNED IN AND A NEW STRONG AGENDA SHALL BE ENACTED TO REFURBISH OUR DEPARTMENTS. WE NEED TO BRING BACK ACTIVITY TO THE CABINET AND BRING IN NEW FACES TO GIVE FRESH IDEAS AND ACTIVITY.
WE HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM WITH OUR COURTS TOO!!! MALPRACTICE DANNY AND HIS CONSTITUTION HATING ASSOCIATES WANT TO DESTROY YOUR RIGHTS!!! THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU, THEY CARE ABOUT THEIR EGO AND SELF-DECLARED EXPERTISE!!! SAD!!!
ONCE ELECTED GOVERNOR I SHALL CALL FOR A FULL INVESTIGATION INTO THE CORRUPT COURTS AND THEIR BLATANT POLITICAL INVOLVEMENT. WE CAN’T LET THEM GET AWAY WITH IT FOLKS!!! FACISTS IN ROBES!!!
I SHALL APPOINT NEW JUDGES, AND STOP THE CONTINUED REQUIREMENT FOR JUDGES TO DECLARE THEIR SEXUALITY… ITS SAD AND IT NEEDS TO STOP!!! THE COURTS ARE BRAINWASHING PEOPLE INTO BELIEVING IM A HOMOSEXUAL… ITS NOT TRUE!!! I DO NOT ENGAGE WITH MEN!!!
OUR DEPARTMENTS CANT JUST BE FIXED BY THE CABINET, WE NEED TO INTRODUCE LEGISLATION TO FURTHER PROTECT POST CERTIFICATIONS AND THE JOBS OUR LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS. OUR SOCIETY IS TOO LITIGIOUS AND PEOPLE ARE TOO HELL-BENT ON DESTROYING CAREERS!!! AS GOVERNOR I WILL BRING AN END TO THIS SISSY LIBERAL LOSER LITIGIOUS SOCIETY.
YOU NEED TO VOTE BUTS-BLAD TO SAVE OUR GREAT STATE, TO STOP THE STEAL, AND TO SAVE US FROM THE DEEP-STATE ESTABLISHMENT!!!
