SquishySteak Campaign Announcement

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I, SquishySteak, hereby formally announce my campaign for Governor of Firestone. My running-mate is RonDesantis. I am a Republican. I am not running for any personal gain, but for the peoples gain. I know more about government than my opponents. I have a passion for public service that cannot be expressed by words. I believe that my policy is the best for the state, you may agree, you may disagree, nonetheless you should hear me out.

First, Firestone needs to continue to reform the Judicial System. The Judicial System is very disorganized and has been for sometime. This disorganization is mostly in the smaller courts. If I am elected I will put the most competent minds incharge of leading judicial reform. The BAR exam is terrible. The scenarios in the exam do not reflect the judicial system of Firestone. They are all situations you would never come across in Firestone. If I am elected, the BAR exam will be re-written.

Second, Firestone needs to treat the State of Mayflower as a security threat. Many officials of the current establishment, such as Chief Justice Floatmanjason, have claimed that Mayflower is not a threat. Are they blind? One of the most influential men in Mayflower, TACTICALHAWK, attempted to assassinate our governor. The State of Mayflower has also ditched democracy and become a dictatorship run by their administrators. All while they expand their national guard. If that is not a threat to the state in your eyes you need to read a book.

That is just a small sample of my campaign, if you are interested in learning more, go to these links.

Republican Party of Firestone: https://www.roblox.com/My/Groups.aspx?gid=3813875
Discord:https://discord.gg/sw2Msk8

Campaign Discord:https://discord.gg/DGFg6Pc

Twitter: https://twitter.com/squishysteak

Thank you for taking the time to read this. I hope you vote for me, because together we can put the Fire Back in Firestone.

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sheesh diss to the other candidates much

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Just a couple of points:

  1. You don’t have the power to actually reform the judiciary.
  2. The bar examination has already been revised and has been released.
  3. “Bar” is not capitalized.
  4. What the hell are you talking about?
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I hope you know Mayflower wants nothing to do with us and neither do we with them so it’s individuals who decide to commit criminal acts. Mayflower formed their National Guard because of attacks on their capitol. Explain what you know about government since you know so much more than your opponents. What’s so disorganized in the judiciary?

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REEEe

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??? What. Mayflower wants nothing to do with Firestone lol. I don’t know what you’re talking about. /shrug

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Also quick question, How long have you been in Firestone? I’ve literally never heard of you before.

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I am in firestone & mayflower as a law enforcement officer and I am not a threat.

@Squishysteak

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I know you have little knowledge on this field. Why don’t you start working for municipals?

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m e m e

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https://twitter.com/squishysteak/status/1026912322479120385?s=19 Wow I’m shocked.

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why is this such a big fucking meme lmao

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Please hop out, Firestone doesn’t need to treat Mayflower as a Security Threat, as they are currently not (According to Sean City Ministry of Defense Intelligence Agency Threat Assessment of Mayflower to Sean City Federal Territory & The State of Firestone in June 2018), your a meme, please stop.

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  • No one knows you
  • Wtf is this security threat shit
  • You’re running on “changing the BAR exam”
  • It’s just ‘Bar’
  • Do you understand how FS Works?
  • Who’s your running partner?
  • Tact didn’t try to fucking assassinate Bjohn you special child
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This is like a meme right? You are literally unknown to every person in FS and you have zero idea, evidently about how anything works.

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  1. Your first paragraph. You use so many (not even) sentences when really, you could combine like most of them.

  2. Your second paragraph… just no…

  1. I haven’t seen you before, you’re unknown to me and judging on this, I don’t really want to know you.

9 days ago and you haven’t even responded to @Slinkising.

  1. https://twitter.com/squishysteak/status/1026912322479120385?s=19
    I THINK YOU don’t understand a damn thing about government.

  2. You will never have my support and I do not wish you good luck in the elections.

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he quit pls stop bumping this

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