Re-elect Automationeer for House of Representatives

Support! Do I need to say why?

Signed,
Wolf_RBX, Esq.
Attorney General

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Support!

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For full disclosure: candidate has several recent criminal records for brandishing firearms and punching others (or for something along those lines).

I wish all of the candidates this campaign season a safe and successful campaign.

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‘several’ is untrue

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‘punching others (or for something along those lines)’

is also untrue


i suggest at least checking before making such a charged claim

both arrests were for the same offense and the basis for such arrests are up for contention and i am preparing legal proceedings calling the legal validity of both arrests into question.

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Support cuz y not

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I see I swore I thought I saw one for punching someone… anyways… point is you have several arrests and one citation. That meets your test for more than 2 (since you have 3 records).

Please don’t accuse me of making “charged claims” when it’s true. Sometimes the truth hurts Ma’am.

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reiterating what i said in fs general

your statements were misleading in implying that i had been arrested of a large number of crimes, which is nowhere near the truth

the citation was issued on a car that had been rammed and both arrests are legally questionable and will be called into question by forthcoming proceedings; meaning that your implication that I am a felonious criminal is misleading and paints an untrue picture.

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support

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I’d be happy to support as I know you do your job but I’d like you to explain these arrests and how they’re questionable? I see an arrest for brandishing on FBI property.

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???

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that’s where the arrest was made, it was for an incident that occurred 2 weeks prior at CD.

the arrests are questionable as they were made on legal ground that is shaky, and have limited PC + POID.

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Does the Honorable Representative from the England, of the Kingdom of United intend on expelling herself (reflective of the Representive’s preferred pronouns at the time of writing this, the Representative is currently questioning her sexuality so this may change) and at 2 AM (ante meridiem) British Standard Time, resign while she is delivering her defense for her expulsion? @Automationeer

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ELLO THAT WAS HALF A YEAR AGO

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Wdym? Did someone send proof in of you reportedly doing it?

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As the great Benjamin Franklin once said, “It takes many good deeds to build a good reputation, and only one bad one to lose it.” Your reputation, of the Honorable Representive from England, the Kingdom of United is sacred, ma’am (reflective of the Representive’s preferred pronouns at the time of writing this, the Representative is currently questioning her sexuality so this may change), and you have unfortunately lost it due to being drunk at 2 AM not to mention inspiring other congressmen to do it!

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Support.

While the arrest charges do hurt the reputation of the congresswoman, I think we should look at what they have done to support the state.

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The Honorable Judge ElloNT,

Such acts you are in reference to occurred a substantial time period ago. At that time I yielded no experience or qualifications and was possessed by immaturity and fatigue. In the significant delta since the matter in question, I have raised a substantial legislative portfolio and resume.

The Honourable Automationeer, Esquire

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The Honorable Representative Automationeer (Full name: Eleanor Elliot),

Thank you for your honesty. Maturity is a big issue these days within Firestone, and I am glad you are raising the issues to it. I myself have been caught immature, but thanks to my mentor, the Honorable dosk2, I have been converted to a mature person. It is extremely important for our governmental officials to act in a mature manner, including, but not limited to not expelling themselves. You bringing awareness to the issues of maturity is greatly appreciated.

Very Sincerely,
The Honorable ElloNT, Esquire

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ello i hate you

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thanks

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