Press Release from the Office of the Secret Service Director

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Department of Homeland Security: Secret Service

November 6, 2018
Office of the Director, Secret Service

Directed to Citizens of Firestone:

The Office of the Director for the Secret Service agency recognizes and acknowledges the statement from the Governor with regards to the level of professionalism from the agents within the respective agency. The Director is currently conducting an agency reform with regards to the agents in hopes that the outcome would be for the better in the future. As the personal advisor to the Governor and former director for Secret Service, I will be personally assisting the Director in conducting a full and effective reforms that should not disappoint future candidates.

All duties from the agency have been temporarily suspended per the direct orders from the Director and will resume upon completion of reforms and recognition from the Governor.

Signed,

GetEnveloped
Personal Advisor to the Governor

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Director of Secret Service

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yes sir.

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these reforms are gonna take 2 months

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ss doesnt care if i get shot at v2. SO and IO do though. how about they protect instead of ss

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meh
they pissed off butsworth
lesson don’t piss him off
also i am very irrelevant but who cares

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I’m personally helping the Director in regards to the reforms to restore it’s former glory.

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ok thank you good sir :salute:

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SS even doesn’t come to protect me, how can I be sure that they can even protect me

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They aren’t required to protect Congressmembers per their clearance level requirements.

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honestly, just call us.

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jason shush you went into trouble for protection FROM SS

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who’s going to protect butsworth now

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just make me SS director and everything will be fine

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i remember being ss69 under envelope… long time ago

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Me and my School Shooter Loadout

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go ss!

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I propose a plan to militarize DOT and DPW and have them form a cooperative SS division to protect any and all government officials.

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i feel like this is spam now but idc

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SS isn’t as good as they were in the past. They stink at protection.

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there not bad, but not as good as they could be

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