Job Title: Paralegal
Location: Office of the Associate Attorney General
Job Type: Volunteer
Job Summary: The Office of the Associate Attorney General (AAG) is seeking a highly motivated and detail-oriented Paralegal to provide comprehensive legal support. The successful candidate will assist the AAG with record audits, research, and document management to ensure efficient and effective DOJ operations.
Key Responsibilities:
- Assist the AAG in the research and audit of CFL and CFTP certifications.
- Conduct legal research and gather relevant information from legal resources and databases.
- Prepare board (BREC and FFC) files, ensuring all documents are properly filed and easily accessible.
- Prepare exhibits, affidavits, and other legal documents for board hearings and votes.
- Coordinate and schedule meetings, interviews, and depositions.
- Provide general administrative support to board members.
- Perform other duties as assigned by the AAG or board members.
Qualifications:
- Minimum Firestone group rank of Middle Class Citizen.
- No un-expunged criminal arrest records and no more than 3 citations.
- In good standing with the community and DOJ, or least in the eyes of Clonemep and Cosmic.
- Minimum of 3 months of experience within the Firestone community, preferably in a legal or government setting.
- Proficiency in legal research tools and Trello, or the uncanny ability to find the best memes in record time.
- Strong organizational skills and attention to detail, including the ability to spot the difference between l and I.
- Excellent writing and verbal communication skills, and the talent to craft compelling DMs that never end up unanswered.
- Ability to manage multiple tasks and meet deadlines in a fast-paced environment, and the ability to not touch grass for months at a time.
- Proficiency in Google Suite (Docs, Sheets, Gmail, Slides), or the junk Microsoft and Apple have.
- Knowledge of legal terminology and procedures, or the habit of using “habeas corpus” in everyday conversations just to sound impressive.
- Ability to maintain confidentiality and handle sensitive information, or has the resources and political power to scale war on those that snitch.
Preferred Qualifications:
- Has a CFTP cert and CFL.
- Experience in government or public sector legal work, or having binge-watched every season of “Judge Judy".
- Paralegal Certificate from an accredited institution, or SirCalebIV says you’re cool and not a crook.
- Ability to make seals and logos, and can create important sounding code names for unimportant assignments.
- Familiarity with state, FFC, and BREC systems and procedures, or can fake it until you make it.
Application Process: Interested candidates should submit a resume, cover letter, and references to @Clonemep on Discord by 07/19/24. Please include “Paralegal Application - [Your Name]” in bold at the top of your DM.
