CUSTOMERS OF OUR BELOVED ORIGINAL PIZZA, I HAVE HEARTBREAKING NEWS…
The GOVERNMENT and Firestone Department of Commerce are attempting to put a BLOCK to Citizens of this great state from receiving DELICIOUS PIZZA.
WITHOUT our notice the permit application for Original Pizza was placed on HOLD with NO reason being released, when confronted, the SECRETARY of COMMERCE stated “its not within my control”.
We need an URGENT STOP to this! Citizens need pizza and I need money!!
WITH THE DOCM HQ BEING HOUSED IN ARBORFIELD THE ARBORFIELD POLICE DEPARTMENT WILL PROUDLY RAID THE HQ FOR ANY INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE OR EVIDENCE OF CORRUPTION!
FOLKS THESE COMMUNISTS ARE TRYING TO DESTROY OUR FREE MARKET AND TAKE OUT OUR HARD WORKING FIRESTONIANS!! I DEMAND A FULL INVESTIGATION INTO THE DEPARTMENT OF COMMERCE FOR THE VERY NASTY STUFF GOING ON BEHIND THE SCENES!
FOLKS WE MUST STAND UP AGAINST THESE PEOPLE WHO ARE SELLING ALL OUR SECRETS TO FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS… SAD STUFF PEOPLE!
I understand your frustration and annoyance regarding this situation, and to be transparent, we have found a miscommunication on our behalf between ourselves and other relevant parties. We are in the process of resolving this, and should be resolved by the end of the day. I apologize for any inconveniences this may of caused.
/s/ TheGreenLego_Brick Secretary
Firestone Department of Commerce