DOES YOUR BUSINESS HAVE A PARKING LOT???
DOES IT FILL WITH SNOW???
I HAVE THE SOLUTION FOR YOU: MARIAH’S SINGLE-PERSON PLOWING SERVICE
Parking lots full of snow are bad for business: it makes your building look messy and disheveled, and it reduces the capacity of your lot because no one can see the lines!!!
For only 40,000 FSD, I, Mariah Carey, will PERSONALLY plow your parking lot for the REST OF THE SNOW SEASON
This ENFORCEABLE CONTRACTUAL AGREEMENT stipulates that I, mariahcareyuser, will plow your business’ parking lot at least 10 TIMES PER WEEK
BUT!!!
I AM ONLY PLOWING ONE LUCKY BUSINESS’ LOT!!!
DO YOU WANT THE QUEEN OF CHRISTMAS TO PERSONALLY PLOW YOUR LOT? GIVE ME A DM AT @theuhm ON DISCORD, AND LET’S MAKE A DEAL!!!
Legal Disclaimer: This is not a businesses as it does not meet the requisite employee possession standard to be considered as such. For all intents and purposes, this is a contractual agreement between two capable individuals and/or entities of sound mind to perform a service. Any and all agreements between the selected business and the performer (Mariah Carey) shall not include lewd acts, singing, performance, or any other action bar plowing snow.