MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT FROM BUTSWORTH!

My fellow citizens, GREATEST state Firestone has been in a very rapid political DECLINE!!! It’s absolutely the YUUUGESSTT decline I’ve ever seen, believe me. Our government is full of lazy TREE HUGGERS who have no intention of creating an active and interesting political environment. They just want to be INACTIVE and PRETEND to care!!!

I DONT CARE FOLKS!!! I LITERALLY DO NOT CARE WHAT HAPPENS!!! I WILL GIVE YOU THE GREATEST POLITICAL CRISIS AND ACTIVITY THIS STATE HAS SEEN SINCE MY ADMINISTRATION. AND BELIEVE ME MY ADMINISTRATION WAS A VERY ACTIVE CRISIS!!!

Worried about congressional activity? I WAS IMPEACHED TWICE!!! I WON!!! YUGE VICTORY!!! I WILL WAGE THE GREATEST EXECUTIVE-LEGISLATURE WAR THIS STATE HAS SEEN SINCE THE 2018 IMPEACHMENTS… YOU WILL BE IN AWE OF HOW ACTIVE CONGRESS CAN GET AS THEY RALLY AGAINST ME… I WILL STAND FOR YOU AGAINST THESE ELECTED TREE HUGGERS AND DO WAR!

WORRIED ABOUT THIS TREMENDOUS DECLINE IN DEPARTMENT QUALITY? WELL I WAGED WAR IN THE CABINET… I WILL RECREATE THE SCREAMING MATCHES WE HAD AND TELL PEOPLE TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER… REMEMBER WHEN I OPENLY TOLD SS TO FIX THEIR SHIT??? WE’RE GOING TO DO IT AGAIN!!! GET OUR DEPARTMENTS BACK ON TRACK THROUGH HARD LOVE AND PUSH PROGRESS!!!

WE CANNOT ALLOW THESE JUDICIAL LOSERS TO LIVE IN FIRESTONE! WE MUST MAKE THEM GO OUTSIDE AND GET A LIFE!!! I WILL WAGE WAR WITH CONGRESS TO ENACT MAJOR JUDICIAL REFORM AND MAKE THEM OPEN UP THE RECORDS!!! WE NEED TO SEE WHATS HAPPENING BEHIND CLOSED DOORS… MAJOR CORRUPTION… VERY NASTY STUFF!!!

WANT NEWS COVERAGE? WANT INGAME ACTIVITY? WELL ITS RIGHT HERE AND PROVEN!!! I WILL GO INGAME AND BE ASSASSINATED EVERY DAY JUST LIKE THE LAST TERM!!! YUGE PROGRESS… PEOPLE KEEP SAYING BUTSWORTH YOU GOTTA STOP!!! YOUR ASSASSINATIONS ARE OUT OF CONTROL!!! YOU JUST KEEP WINNING AND WINNING!!! ITS GOT TO STOP!!

WELL I WONT STOP!!! ELECT SOMEONE WHO HAS NOTHING TO LOSE AND NO SHITS TO GIVE!!! I WILL WAGE WAR FOR YOU JUST LIKE I DID BEFORE, EXCEPT I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE THIS TIME!!!

Real manifesto and announcement coming SOON!!! BE PREPARED… KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF KINDA STUCK!!!

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HELLO AND WELCOME BACK! GREAT TO SEE YOU INTERESTED AGAIN! I EXPECT THE ENTIRE SPEECH TO BE IN CAPS!!!

WHO WILL BE THE LT GOV???

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I HAVE A VERY YUGE AND GREAT PERSON WHO ACCEPTED… RELEASE SOON!!!

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MAKE FIRESTONE GREAT AGAIN

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I’m already in tears reading this speech, so inspiring. :smiling_face_with_tear::smiling_face_with_tear::heart::heart:

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LETS FUCKING GO THE LEGEND IS BACK!

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FUCKING LEGEND, SUPPORT FS

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SUPPORT!

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I support. Win back Firestone 2023

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butsworth is a closeted gay, great guy though.

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holy shit butsworth is back

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I Cannot wait

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