legaalsp for Senate
Special Elections
§1. INTRODUCTION
Dearest citizens of Firestone, I come before you here, today, to express my intent of winning a seat in the Senate Special Elections. Most of you know me as legaalsp or legalizenucle4rbom8s. Over my past terms in Congress, I’ve established myself as a prominent politician here within the State of Firestone. With Senate elections opening, I’ve had a sudden urge to switch chambers and create a new experience for myself. As always, this campaign would not have been possible without YOUR continuous support!
§2. EXPERIENCE
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Current Positions
Advisor to the Governor
Representative (House of Representatives)
Trooper (Firestone State Patrol)
Advisor to the Mayor (Redwood)
Founder & Business Advisor of SP & SP, Attorneys at Law
Inspector (DoCM)
Assistant Clerk (Arborfield)
Vice President (Firestone Outfitters)
Sales Associate (Build-A-Suit)
Board of Directors (Gun Owners of Firestone)
Employee (Scriblelz animal & food co.)
Admissions Manager (Bear’s First Transit)
Former Positions
Representative x3 (House of Representatives)
Speaker Pro Tempore (House of Representative)
Chief of Staff (to the county executive)
Correctional Officer (Department of Corrections)
Sergeant of Unit Delta (Redwood Police Department)
Police Officer (Prominence District Police)
Police Officer (Redwood Police Department)
Advanced Watercraft Technician (Department of Boating and Waterways)
Mayor of Prominence x2
Deputy Mayor of Prominence
Chief Librarian (Prominence - Prominence Library)
Assistant District Attorney (Prominence)
District Councilmember x2 (Prominence)
Deputy Press Secretary (Redwood)
Attorney (Lawyers Against Humanity)
Associate Professor (Prominence College of Law)
Company Lawyer (Chill Speedway)
Legal Advisor (Department of Public Safety)
Managing Partner (SP & SP, Attorneys at Law)
Bureau of Justice Statistics - General Administrative Lead (DOJ)
Certifications & Degrees
FF/EMT-B Certification - Class 2024-06
POST Certification* **- Class 70
Bachelor’s Degree in Legal Studies - Prominence College of Law
Awards
Governor’s Citizen Medal - Scriblelz Administration (2024-2)
Purple Heart Award - Redwood Police Department
§3. PLANS
Activity
Time and time again, congressmen and women have shown inactivity, no matter the chamber. This is usually demonstrated by not attending public events, taking an extensive amount of time to vote on legislation, etc. Personally, I have not fallen victim to any of the symptoms of inactivity, nor do I plan on exhibiting such in the coming months of the Senate term. I vow to you, the voters, that I will remain active throughout my service to the state as a senator. In addition, I plan on attending every single event that congressional attendance is either mandatory or requested. It is vital that, as state-level government officials, we interact with the community to show them, well, that we’re actually alive and not just sitting in a congressional chair to look cool.
Legislation
I’m not the type that legislates just to legislate, unlike many of my peers. I propose legislation as needed by the Firestone public, not whenever I want to in order to portray myself as more active. Over my terms in Congress, I’ve proposed numerous impeachments, acts, and resolutions alike. Examples of such include the Administrative Leave Act (active), a bill to simplify the Passenger Identification Act (active), and the Teaching Institutions No-Permit Act (rescinded). I prefer to listen to the voices of concerned citizens, government officials, law enforcement officers, etc., and propose pieces of legislation to ease such. Any current plans to propose legislation are subject to change based on situations that occur throughout the remainder of my term as senator (if elected).
§4. CONCLUSION
Let’s be frank: a vote for legaalsp is a vote for your voice to be heard on the state level! I’ve explained to you my plans for the remainder of the term and how I will execute them. Good luck to my competitors.
Yours truly,
legaalsp
