Section 1: On June 7th, 2020 at 1:36 PM EST a gun men approached the Deputy Director of FBI Philip_Forth and Director Crayxtro with a AK-47. Witnessing this was Field Agent b0org (@b0org) to protect his Deputy Director Philip_Forth Field Agent b0org quickly pulled out his UZI and open fired at the suspect with the AK-47. A SCSO deputy rushed to help but, shot b0org in crossfire. Agent b0org who is now heavily wounded continued to fire at the assassin. After b0org took down the suspect b0org fell on his knees and was laying on the ground. Medical team quickly rushed to b0org and took him to SCMC. Sadly, one the way b0org died, and his last words were “Protect Philip and Crayxtro at all cost”.
Section 2: After investigation the shooter was found to be a off-duty deputy from SCSO named “Probotactics” and his firearm was bought from Paths gun shop.
Section 3: Field Agents b0orgs funeral will be held on Thursday at 3:00 EST. You’re all invited.
Section 4 FBI won’t be pressing charges on the SCSO who shot b0org but will be prosecuting off-duty SCSO probostactics and will request for his CFL to be removed.
No look above - it’s an official looking “press release” and the author is making himself out to be a member of the FBI. Which I might add is not only an offense in FS but could also be a federal felony (See 18 U.S. Code § 912 - False Personation - Officer or Employee of the United States).
I would just like to make it clear that Mr. ProboTactics is no longer employed within the Stapleton County Sheriff’s Office and was already on administrative leave due to an ongoing inquiry into his conduct.