Hello Stapleton county citizens,
I would like to announce my candidacy for County Executive. I am a man of the people for the people. If there is anything FrostExpresso would have said before his untimely departure would be, “Give that man a job”. I am the man with the slightly soiled pants, and I am your County Executive. Please don’t put another nerd in the office when I am your best option. When hard times come, remember that BigHead will always be there for you because I am not in any group chats and do not speak badly of anyone in Firestone. Pray for Firestone because it is cooked without me as County Executive. I am a one-term county member of council, founding member of the HoR, first National Guard colonel, Federal Protective Chief in DHS (RIP DHS) and former Deputy Secretary of DoT. If that doesn’t tickle your fancy, then I don’t know what will. Vote a real man for County Executive… vote BigHead
