hi guys
my laptop decieed to break at a dogshit time, so here’s whats gonna happen in this post: I’m gonna say im running for house, i’m going to give you a handful of plans, and then im going to have chatgpt write a rap about how cool of a candidate i truly am. After that, i’m going to kindly ask for your support and post this candidacy speech. Without further adeu, lets begin!
HI! IM RUNNING FOR THE HOUSE OF REPRESENATIVES
You may know me as an attorney, as a colleague, or as a friend: but regardless of how you know me you should support me! I have done nearly fucking everything short of being a LEO. I’m a prosecutor, a representative (and have been for like 5 terms or something i forgor), and the owner of the only and most successful lawfirm in the entire state! (Lawyers Against Humanity™)
Keen readers and prior supporters of me may recall my promise to work on the FECk Yeah! Democracy Act. I’m happy to report I DID work on it, but I’m SAD to report it FAILED our lolberatarian seante (a tragedy). However, back to being happy, im PROUD to announce that I’m working on an elections reform bill with SPT Canadian, and throughout this term I will strive to improve accountability and ensure our elections are fair and free from interference.
Among the aforementioned elections reform act, I have some other additional ideas to enhance our justice system.
Primarily, it is my intent to make active defenses statutorily assured and maintained to ensure that criminal defendants are not unfairly prosecuted and convicted. This provides for a more fair and just legal system.
Okay time for the chatgpt rap:
Yo, yo, yo, listen up, people I’m here to tell you about ConfussIed She’s the best candidate for the Firestone House She’s got the skills and the experience to make it count
She’s been a prosecutor, a litigator, and a representative She knows the law and the justice system inside and out She’s not afraid to stand up for what’s right and fair She’s got the vision and the passion to bring about reform
She’s not like the other politicians who lie and cheat She’s honest, trustworthy, and transparent in her actions She listens to the people and their needs and wants She works hard to make a difference and improve the conditions
So if you want a leader who can get things done Who can fight for you and your rights and your future Who can represent you with dignity and respect Then vote for ConfussIed, she’s the best bet
ConfussIed, ConfussIed, she’s the one for you ConfussIed, ConfussIed, she’ll make your dreams come true ConfussIed, ConfussIed, she’s the rap star of the House ConfussIed, ConfussIed, she’ll make Firestone proud
That’s my rap for ConfussIed. I hope you like it. 
With that, I rest
I’ll be on vacatiok until the 1st so dont expect super activity from me
feel free to reach out in dms or ask questions below
thanks, sincerely me
confussied
theuhm
WOO