HELLO IT IS I, THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF.
IM RUNNING FOR SENATE AGAIN
FIFTH TIMES THE CHARM AM I RIGHT YOUTH VOTE
AS AN ELECTED SENATOR I WILL
-BUILD A MOSQUE FOR THE JEWS TO WORSHIP
-A WALL FOR REDWOOD TO KEEP TOURISTS OUT, JUST AS LORD AND SAVIOR BILL52600 PREDICTED.
-actually be productive lol
-start drafting bills on more traffic laws as it seems that there is a lack of essentials laws that need to be put in place. (i.e. illegal parking, off roading, obeying posted signs)
-reach out to the public to see what they want in senate
-up the budget for the firestone national guard so i can give them a shotgun for a fighter jet (i shall call it the airhammer)
-START THE IMPEACHMENT OF THE POST DIRECTOR FOR NO VALID REASON
-DAILY RALLYS TO GAIN SUPPORT OF THE OPPOSITION MOVEMENT
WHY ME YOU ASK?
-victim of spanish influenza
-won ONE game of slug bug in the car
-successfully landed on the moon in kerbal space program
-ran for senate four ofher times and lost
-republican but can change political party and gender to gain more votes
-1-800-DAD-BRAWL