Myself and @Automationere are running for governor, because we don’t think the only options should be Sym and Etry.
Our plans
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Make the Secretary of Public Safety a sloth, because even that can do investigations faster
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Executive order allocating free showers and deodorant to all DHS and FNG employees
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A law to replace the FSP logo with a hamster beheading a criminal
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Replace the FSP Colonel with a scarecrow, because then he’d at least seem active
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Attaching bells and whistles to all exploiters so they can be found more easier
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Not committing any crimes, including but not limited to possession or distribution of USB Firewalls
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1superchris2 to be nominated as Chief Justice
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With SteelTrigger as Major General, a complement coast guard member must fill his shoes as commandant. We will veto any suggestion that this person is JayhawkBosun.
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Executive order mandating that at least 2 DOJ employees must be straight, in order to improve diversity
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All criminals to be asked nicely to follow the law. Those who don’t comply to be arrested for up to 900 seconds.
All this and more