Automationeer and Automationere for Governkr

Myself and @Automationere are running for governor, because we don’t think the only options should be Sym and Etry.

Our plans

  • Make the Secretary of Public Safety a sloth, because even that can do investigations faster

  • Executive order allocating free showers and deodorant to all DHS and FNG employees

  • A law to replace the FSP logo with a hamster beheading a criminal

  • Replace the FSP Colonel with a scarecrow, because then he’d at least seem active

  • Attaching bells and whistles to all exploiters so they can be found more easier

  • Not committing any crimes, including but not limited to possession or distribution of USB Firewalls

  • 1superchris2 to be nominated as Chief Justice

  • With SteelTrigger as Major General, a complement coast guard member must fill his shoes as commandant. We will veto any suggestion that this person is JayhawkBosun.

  • Executive order mandating that at least 2 DOJ employees must be straight, in order to improve diversity

  • All criminals to be asked nicely to follow the law. Those who don’t comply to be arrested for up to 900 seconds.

All this and more

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Support, the only competent people to hold such a high and powerful office.

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Why???

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Will you demolish SPG?

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absolute trash

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support

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Yes I haye SPG

I will order that SPG becomes a division of Capital Gas

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this is officially the best thing I’ve read all day long

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OMG AMAZING! FULL SUPPORT.

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This is a racially motivated comment towards BLACKS

How does lie in the realm of the executive branch???

This is a racially motivated comment towards MUSLIMS

This is a racially motivated comment towards BLACKS

This is a racially motivated comment towards FAT PEOPLE

How can you be trusted after leaking docu I mean possessing USB???

He’s not a homosexual!!!

Wow. Only smart thing said.

How do you plan to find members of the straight community to fill these positions?

This is OUTRAGEOUS and racially motivated.

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scriblez you and ash should run

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s u pp ort

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FULL SUPPORT

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SHUT UP LIBERAL
YOUR FAKE NEWS AND LIES IS RUINING THIS COUNTRY

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SUPPORT!!!

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no support next

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