Aight so here we go (theory)

so I was watching this SpaceX launch today right, and I had a WICKED thought


what if the reason we don’t see lots of stuff around the FNG base is because the whole army is underground.

Rolerain’s disappearance was because he was the only one smart enough to make nukes, and now he’s building them UNDER Greendale


BRO THIS CONCLUSION EXPLAINS SO MUCH STUFF

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stay right where you are

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yes well eventually when we begin seeing open holes being built and the area around greendale being fenced in we’ll just have to assume this much

until then though that friggin’ dual landing was 10/10

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Harvard: u want a scholarship boi

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yale: come here

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SpaceX: come work 4 us thx

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nasa: yo

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OOF. Good theory. But how about the prison. Ever wandered why our island was so big?!?!?!?!

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WHOA HOLY SHIT THAT OPENS UP MORE THEORIES

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dbeacef17a95763c7170561699f4f2ac

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rolerain is using the prisioners to build nukes

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Would explain why the Prison’s Janitor’s Cupboard is empty: it contains a secret passage to the tunnels.

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e/r to expose role, c3

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uh oh

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k gonna go mobilize SCFD SWAT brb

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Would also explain why we are being forced to become POST Certified!!

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scso : protective division

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FDOC: Air Division

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ok so sub-theory:


basically all prisoners are actually in-game all the time, but rolerain blackmailed roblox to hide their names, so they are never seen on the list, unless physically in game

all prisoners are like, going to the underground storage bunker with rolerain, where they are abused, and foced to build nukes

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all of you go home your all drunk

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