A Petition to Reboot the Stapleton County Government

Stapleton County Executive Patchy319 has dismissed Stapleton County Sheriff Noctilate from his duties, and has nominated Skullgutguy for the position of Sheriff.

“I have been told nothing by Patchy, his Chief of Staff, or his Press Secretary”. - Sheriff Noctilate

“We feel that it’s time for new leadership in the Sheriff’s Office, and that’s why he was removed”. - TimothyConyers; Press Secretary

The Stapleton County Government didn’t provide any proof or any factual evidence in regard to the Sheriff’s Office underperforming. The Stapleton County Government never began an investigation into the Stapleton County Sheriff’s Office underperforming. TimothyConyers has been speaking on behalf of Dadd_yPatchy ever since he has been appointed as Press Secretary of the Stapleton County Government.

Airplane1221 has said various times throughout this situation that there has been “no county meetings or press conferences with the citizens in Firestone within months or possibly years; which is not acceptable and we would like to see a change.”.

The Stapleton County Government shall be fully re-booted; in which an all new County Executive is elected by the popular vote.

If you support these statements and you believe that the Stapleton County Government should be fully re-booted; make it known below in the comments section.

Do you believe the Stapleton County Government should be fully re-booted?

  • Yes, I do
  • No, I do not.
  • No opinion

0 voters

Do you believe that Sheriff Noctilate and the Sheriff’s Office was underperforming?

  • Yes, I do
  • No, I do not.
  • No opinion

0 voters

Do you believe that the actions taken by the County Executive was lawful and reasonable?

  • Yes, I do
  • No, I do not.
  • No opinion

0 voters

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Inb4 Patchy replies

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just :clap:remove :clap: the :clap:county :clap:government

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Just like it is in the authority of the governor to dismiss and manage his cabinet, it is in my authority to dismiss Noctilate if I feel he is not living up to the standards of county government.

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oh shit i accidentally hit noct is underperforming.

he isnt i meant to vote that he wasnt

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If you wanna reboot the county government, go ahead a reboot the state government!

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just like with max (so people get it)

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he replied lmao

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Lawful and reasonable are two very different things. To combine them is stupid.

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And we feel you aren’t living up to the standards of being our CE ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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Then dont re-elect me in 3 months.

If you dont like the governor, but he didnt do anything illegal, you gotta wait.

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If you wanted Skull as Sheriff and not me, you should have just said. Not come up with bullshit reasons like ‘member count’ and ‘underperforming’ when DHS accepted their largest pool ever, taking a large numbers of employees and I had a high approval rating and my reports were completed, no detail requirement was set, so both points are invalid.

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Why in the world would you combine ‘lawful’ and ‘reasonable’ into one poll question?

They’re very different. An action can be one but not the other.

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patchy you’re not living up to the standard either… how did u even get elected you were a criminal

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I feel like the reason people wanted to join DHS @anon89270917 is because they wanted to try something new it’s just like like saying I want to leave the the public school system to go to the private school system, because they pay a little bit more. You should not hold Noc accountable of that it’s the people who want to leave not him…

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even dhs said thats unfair

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i mean http://prntscr.com/nz1yu7

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Agreed

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The people never re-elected you. The County Council did. The people clearly did not re-elect you during the last elections, they re-elected Kasterix.

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I like how they make the Major Acting Sheriff but not the fucking Undersheriff

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