A Bill to Illegalize Cannibalism
BE IT ENACTED BY THE CONGRESS HERE ASSEMBLED THAT:
§ SECTION I-A: The Firestone Criminal Code shall be amended.
§ SECTION I-B: The Firestone Criminal Code shall be defined as: Trello
§ SECTION II-A: Chapter 2 of The Firestone Criminal Code shall be amended.
§ SECTION II-B: Section 14 shall be added to Chapter 2 of the aforementioned legislation.
§ SECTION III-A: Section 14 shall be titled: “Cannibalism”
§ SECTION III-B: Section 14 shall read:
“(a1) The act of Cannibalism shall be recognized as an unlawful criminal offense within the State of Firestone.
(a2) Cannibalism shall be the act of consuming the flesh or organs of another person.”
§ SECTION IV: Chapter 2, Section 14 shall be a Class A Misdemeanor and shall result in an arrest time of 150-250 seconds.
§ SECTION V: This bill shall go into effect immediately upon passing the Constitutionally required processes to do so.
Chief Sponsor(s):
Representative scriblelz