A Bill To Fix an Oopsie Woopsie
Proposed by Chairman SwedishVic
PREAMBLE
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BY VIRTUE OF THE COUNTY CHARTER OF STAPLETON COUNTY THE COUNCIL HEREBY ESTABLISHES THAT:
SECTION 1.
The “Firestone Criminal Code” shall be defined here.
SECTION 2.
Chapter 8, Section 1, subsection b, (Criminal Mischief) of the Firestone Criminal Code currently states:
“(b) Criminal Mischief shall be defined as doing any of the following acts:
(b1) Moving a trash can/trash bin onto a road. “Trash can” and “trash bin” shall be defined as “a blue coloured bin used for holding and collecting trash”
(b2) Moving a person more than 5 studs by “pushing” or running into them moving their roblox character, with intent, without their consent.
(b3) Pulling the tool “Flashlight” out repeatedly in a malicious manner, with the intent to make others believe it is a firearm.
(b4) Entering a sewage channel. “Entering a sewage channel” shall be defined as entering any underground infrastructure area of which the entrance is covered by a metal plate.”
Chapter 1, Section 1, subsection b, (Criminal Mischief) of the Firestone Criminal Code shall be amended to state the following:
“(b) Criminal Mischief shall be defined as doing any of the following acts:
(b1) Moving a trash can/trash bin onto a road. “Trash can” and “trash bin” shall be defined as “a blue coloured bin used for holding and collecting trash”
(b2) Moving a person more than 5 studs by “pushing” or running into them moving their roblox character, with intent, without their consent.
(b3) Entering a sewage channel. “Entering a sewage channel” shall be defined as entering any underground infrastructure area of which the entrance is covered by a metal plate.”
SECTION 3.
Upon passage of the Stapleton County Council and signature by the County Executive, this bill shall be effective as County law immediately.
Respectfully submitted to the Stapleton County Council by:
Chief Sponsor:
Chairman SwedishVic