A BILL
to Define Grand Theft Auto
PREAMBLE
Due to recent issues at Stapleton County on Grand Theft Auto and the nullification of a legislation, Congress shall define Grand Theft Auto.
BE IT ENACTED BY THE STATE OF FIRESTONE CONGRESS HERE ASSEMBLED THAT:
SECTION 1.
(a) Any individual or individuals who aids or participates in the crime of robbing one’s vehicle shall be charged with Grand Theft Auto.
(b) All individuals shall be charged with a felony should they be guilty/charged for Grand Theft Auto, and shall spend no less than one-hundred seconds to no more than five-hundred seconds in prison.
SECTION 2.
(a) The Firestone State Patrol, Stapleton County Sheriff’s Office, Department of Homeland Security, and Department of Corrections shall uphold the duty of enforcing the law against the crime of Grand Theft Auto.
SECTION 3.
(a) Upon passage of this legislation by both the Senate, the House of Representatives, and subsequently being signed by the Governor, this bill shall be made law and go into effect immediately without unnecessary delay.
(b) Section 2A, of “A Bill to Recognize More Crimes” is hereby declared null and void.
Chief Sponsor:
Senator DevMartavis, Chief Sponsor
