Thoughts on the investigation on Butsworth

post writing jeff here, pretty sure im late to the party, but idc, ill just post this anyway for your interpretation

Jeff. It’s almost midnight. I’ll hopefully be fast. HOPEFULLY.

Buts did bad stuff at SCSO training facility. SS did bad stuff at SCSO training facility. Snitch guy captures bad stuff on camera and shows to public. Legislative branch of government introduces impeachment articles.

Few things.
OVG was Governor. Interpreted Constitution or whatever for POST training facility. Ruled that laws are waived for training purposes.
k, good for the SCSO trainees, but not the SS or Buts.
k, and?
yes that means Buts did illegal stuff

BUT

can we really blame them?
don’t worry tl;dr at the end

butsworth gets shot at, insulted, heckled, has to deal with public offenders and incompetent brats, has to handle foreign relations, has to ensure groups are working up to speed, and most of all, has to GOVERN
the secret service on the other hand is tasked with having to protect butsworth while he’s doing all this crap and interacting with the public and getting shot at and going to yellowstone national park and going missing a la Theodore Roosevelt

meanwhile LEO divisions especially the HICOMM are grade A strict as hell and hellbent on following rules and regs to the letter
ergo invent’s video on everyone breaking every rule in Hermione’s rulebook ever
ive been reading too much Harry Potter again

but seriously can we not give them a fucking break?
being governor and having to protect the governor are two of the most stressful jobs in firestone for the aforementioned reasons above
now is it legal for them to fuck around at the SCSO facility and murder a sergeant? no
is it morally right to do so? fuck no
am i tired and want to find a way to wrap this up sufficiently? fuck yes

they’re interrupting an SCSO training and they murdered a sergeant
WELL TOO BAD YOU HAVE ADMIN AND IT ISN’T THAT BIG OF A DEAL ON PRODUCTIVITY IF YOU’RE COMPETENT ENOUGH TO USE THAT ADMIN IN YOUR TRAINING NOW IS IT
PLUS YOU’RE GROWN ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY TELL THEM WE’RE KINDA BUSY HERE CAN YOU PLEASE GO COMMIT CRIMES SOMEWHERE ELSE

firestone is known for its roleplay, but it’s also known for its goddamn community
we’re funloving people who, when given the opportunity, mold ourselves into the greatest goddamn place on roblox, which ive been playing way too long
so god fucking damn it agree with me when i say these people, who are humans, deserve a damn break from actual work

they deserve a break from actual work
they deserve a break from not being punished for having some fun off of their actual jobs
they deserve friggin vacations sitting on the beach in the caribbean with pina coladas with little umbrellas sitting in them
they deserve the fucking recognition they deserve because butsworth is keeping our god darn group alive and anything that goes against him either fails or will absolutely brutally murder us back to the dark ages

so fuck the people who support impeachment, because you’re the reason firestone’s so toxic: because you CAN’T TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF LIGHT HUMOR.

im hungry, im sleepy, i want to go to bed, and i hope i got my point across enough for you to understand just how fucking stupid this entire thing is

/rant

tl;dr don’t impeach because butsworth fucking DESERVES a break from all the drama and bullshit firestone has to handle on a daily basis, and you’re all grown ass babies enough to know that him fucking around a training campus has no real shelf value

you know you’ve done something right when you have jeff arguing for you
also you know you’ve done something right when you’ve managed to get fed involved in your argument on discord

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