THE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH

[ParrotChattin]

CRISIS HITS THE CITY OF ARBORFIELD AGAIN.

THE CITIZENS OF ARBORFIELD HAVE INFORMED ME OF A LOUD EXPLOSION AT THE ARBORFIELD FARMS BARN. THIS ATTACK COMES AT A STRANGE TIME AFTER THE IMPEACHED GOVERNOR AESTHETICALLYHAPPY WAS ACQUITTED. THE TYRANT MIGHT THINK HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS.

WE BELIEVE THE TYRANT HAS STRUCK THE ARBORFIELD FARMS WITH AN EXPLOSIVE DEVICE. LITTLE TO NO TRACES WERE LEFT OF THE SOURCE OF THE EXPLOSION, BUT ONE SUSSY DEVICE WAS FOUND ON THE SCENE, ALONGSIDE SOME NAILS. THESE NAILS DEFINITELY COULD BE LINKED.

THE GREAT CITIZENS OF ARBORFIELD HAVE FORWARDED ME THESE IMAGES. THIS IS STRONG EVIDENCE THAT THIS WAS SOMETHING DONE BY THE TYRANT GOVERNOR:

THE CITIZENS OF ARBORFIELD HAVE TROUBLE READING, IF ANYONE CAN TRANSLATE WHAT IS ON THIS SUSSY DEVICE, PLEASE LET US KNOW!

[EndocryneIndex]

thats a bit sussy

[AegisChemistry]

SPG did jt

[ConfussIed]

oh my fucking god

[Philip_Forth]

DAD GUM THEY DUN HIT THE BARN!!!

[wierdo25]

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, FIRST THEY RIG AN ELECTION AND NOW THEY ATTACK THEIR OWN CITIZENS!!!

[ADMIRAL_RICKY]

how outrageous!

[TheGreenLego_Brick]

@ParrotChattin

The chat in this photo looks a little sus

[Minecraftcaleb53]

And Santa Clause is the government, IT’S TRUE!!! (For legal reasons that is a joke)

[boss3409]

@ParrotChattin

IF ANYONE CAN TRANSLATE WHAT IS ON THIS SUSSY DEVICE, PLEASE LET US KNOW!

Device says “NATIONAL GUARD PROPERTY”

aes is using the national guard to destroy and silence the people of Arborfield?!?!?!?!?!?!

[wierdo25]

if this isn’t proof idk what is