The Secret Pamphlet
This document shall be titled “The Secret Pamphlet,” pertaining to the current situation of the Department of Homeland Security. Whilst the information listed here may be intimidating, it is advised that you speak in a manner where it is open for discussion. If you feel that your life is in danger, please exit the forums and dial 911, or go to the nearest emergency room. So, it shall begin.
After the resignation of Secretary Rolerain and Secretary Butsworth from the Department of Homeland Security, it is evident that the department has been in it’s downfall. However, after the recent elections of Congress, we have seen the least of the department, as shall be described within this pamphlet. This pamphlet will serve as a threat to the Department of Homeland Security to step up their game, unless they seek further restrictions by the Governor, that is if the people wish to do so.
The Congress has seen another female amongst themselves, named CaiIin. Firestone, being on Roblox itself, does have many instances of illegal activities, which we shall not go in depth with, that should not be seen within the departments itself. They serve to be realistic and to follow the Roblox Terms of Service, as deemed by Law. Recently however, the 1 centimeter hot dogs have seemed to reach it’s maximum of a 2.54 centimeters punisher. They increased the Senator’s clearance level “temporarily” whilst stalking her around within the county serving as her “protection detail.” She has asked numerous times to leave her alone, to which they did not obey. It is understood that if the Senator is in any trouble, the Homeland Security does indeed respond to such an incident in attempt to secure the Government Official. However, at most times she is not in danger and continues to have Secret Service near her.
This is my direct statement towards the Department of Homeland Security. Please do your job, and do not give out temporary clearance level promotions to a senator just because she gets more action than the other senators. She hasn’t done anything severe enough to get this much attention, with 4 secret service vehicles stalking her. At this point, I would like to push congress to draft a legislation, with me, in efforts to create restrictions within the Department of Homeland Security, and only presenting it if the department fails to fix themselves.
What’s an objection without evidence?
Fig. 1.0 - Image where the person being protected is possibly the Senator, not confirmed
Fig 1.1 - Image of where the Senator states that she does not need Secret Service
Fig 1.2 - Image of the Director stating her promotion of Clearance Level, and not giving a reason
Fig 1.3 - The Senator stating that the Secret Service gets called for the stupidest reasons
Fig 1.4 - The Senator, again, stating she doesn’t need Secret Service and implies that she isn’t in an emergency
These evidences were pulled from a simple search of klin#8828 with the keyword “SS.” Go look at it yourself.
The Secret Pamphlet is for public reference and may be cited publicly. The final statement? Let it be known - you need to fix yourself up, Homeland Security.
Your boy is signing out. Let the discussion be civil.