The Secret Pamphlet

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The Secret Pamphlet

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This document shall be titled “The Secret Pamphlet,” pertaining to the current situation of the Department of Homeland Security. Whilst the information listed here may be intimidating, it is advised that you speak in a manner where it is open for discussion. If you feel that your life is in danger, please exit the forums and dial 911, or go to the nearest emergency room. So, it shall begin.

Introduction

After the resignation of Secretary Rolerain and Secretary Butsworth from the Department of Homeland Security, it is evident that the department has been in it’s downfall. However, after the recent elections of Congress, we have seen the least of the department, as shall be described within this pamphlet. This pamphlet will serve as a threat to the Department of Homeland Security to step up their game, unless they seek further restrictions by the Governor, that is if the people wish to do so.

The Situation

The Congress has seen another female amongst themselves, named CaiIin. Firestone, being on Roblox itself, does have many instances of illegal activities, which we shall not go in depth with, that should not be seen within the departments itself. They serve to be realistic and to follow the Roblox Terms of Service, as deemed by Law. Recently however, the 1 centimeter hot dogs have seemed to reach it’s maximum of a 2.54 centimeters punisher. They increased the Senator’s clearance level “temporarily” whilst stalking her around within the county serving as her “protection detail.” She has asked numerous times to leave her alone, to which they did not obey. It is understood that if the Senator is in any trouble, the Homeland Security does indeed respond to such an incident in attempt to secure the Government Official. However, at most times she is not in danger and continues to have Secret Service near her.

This is my direct statement towards the Department of Homeland Security. Please do your job, and do not give out temporary clearance level promotions to a senator just because she gets more action than the other senators. She hasn’t done anything severe enough to get this much attention, with 4 secret service vehicles stalking her. At this point, I would like to push congress to draft a legislation, with me, in efforts to create restrictions within the Department of Homeland Security, and only presenting it if the department fails to fix themselves.

The Evidence

What’s an objection without evidence?

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Fig. 1.0 - Image where the person being protected is possibly the Senator, not confirmed

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Fig 1.1 - Image of where the Senator states that she does not need Secret Service

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Fig 1.2 - Image of the Director stating her promotion of Clearance Level, and not giving a reason

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Fig 1.3 - The Senator stating that the Secret Service gets called for the stupidest reasons

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Fig 1.4 - The Senator, again, stating she doesn’t need Secret Service and implies that she isn’t in an emergency

These evidences were pulled from a simple search of klin#8828 with the keyword “SS.” Go look at it yourself.

Conclusion

The Secret Pamphlet is for public reference and may be cited publicly. The final statement? Let it be known - you need to fix yourself up, Homeland Security.

Your boy is signing out. Let the discussion be civil.

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I agree.

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tl;dr

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There’s your tl;dr.

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as a ss agent myself

i honestly dont care i need the minutes man!

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You should be fired.

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i care cause all she does is complain when we do our job

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as a former secretary, i will say dhs may have gone downhill but i have full confidence in chevy

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its not gone downhill compared to fsp but yeah its taken a slight hit. it might be that SS has more than doubled its numbers in the last month. i believe 2 months ago SS had 8 members, now it has 24.

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Numbers don’t matter. It’s about quality. The prime of Secret Service barely had any members.

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Pretty sad when the person they are protecting literally states that all they do is horde time, everyone literally that participated in the act of hording time and stating it was all in the image of she was in a threat should be actually fired.

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numbers do matter.

quality > quantity

not saying SS should have a full purge, but it needs to cut down on it.

I also believe cailin’s protection should be suspended like I’ve asked multiple times.

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When it comes to Secret Service, absolutely not. Secret Service is an important subdivision and requires quality. As long as the members active, there should be no problem.

Again, the prime of Secret Service barely had any members, but everyone was extremely active and we never had an issue with lack of agents.

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or maybe you had someone willing to stay awake UNTIL FUCKING 7AM TO PROTECT YOU (best time spent)

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you’re contradicting yourself.

you’re saying that numbers don’t matter on one hand, and on another that SS’ prime was when it had a few agents. Again, would you want 10 Quality agents or 20 sub-par agents?

Anyway, I feel SS and DHS is fine.

The real problem is with cailin.

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I want 10 quality agents.

I’m not contradicting myself, I am just stating that we didn’t have as many members when it was at it’s best, meaning there weren’t a shit ton. Quality mattered at the time.

Mind you, there’s more room of error when there’s a shit ton of agents. We had an agent kill a Speaker of the House in the past.

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The most important part of this is damaging both images of senator Cailin and SS, It makes Cailin look like she is looking for attention and abusing her congressional power of escorts by getting escorted every time with her being in the game, even tho with her own request she wanted no escorts.

I’m kinda surprised also the FBI didn’t do any investigations over any of the escorts tho :thinking:

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I Agree.

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nothing is EVER wrong with the protectee, agents or private contractors should always address the needs of their client & adapt if needed

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Cailin, first off how the fuck can I tackle you in my car?

Secondly, you’re referring to when there were gunshots near redwood gas, and I was at CD with you, and I told you to get in my car, and you started to run away as if it was a game. I told you multiple times to stop, but you didn’t. I chased after you to make sure you wouldn’t get shot.

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