The Anarcho-Capitalist Party of Firestone

With the rise of new political parties, I decided to create my own. We have a simple solution to solving all government corruption.

Step 1: Abolish the government (through legislation, don’t charge me DOJ)
Step 2: Privatize all public services including police and fire.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit

You’ll have unlimited rights under our government because there will be no laws in place to tell you what to do! Total anarchy with a hint of capitalism!

As the great philosopher Marshall Applewhite once said; "We do in all honesty hate this world.”

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im in

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I will buy scso and never get a speeding ticket again! viva la revolution.

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I. Need. A. Profit.

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stole my idea

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