SaucyLostic for Senate

Hi. I’m running for senate.

What will I do you ask? I will make sauce prices very low and ensure all citizens have immediate access to any kind of sauce.

What have I done in Firestone? Well, I’m a Former Senator. I won in the election by 1 vote, very spooky. I’m also a Former FSP Trooper, SCSO Deputy, DHS enlist, SCFD candidate, Coast Guard Seaman, and current FNG Private.

#votesauccforthesucc

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@pwnzorsausage o look another joke

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This is a joke.

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Joke Threads are not allowed
disqualified

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DQ’d and Shitpost