HUGE NEWS FOLKS!!
I AM ANNOUNCING MY INTENTION TO RUN FOR MAYOR OF ARBORFIELD. ITS TIME FOR A STRONG FIGURE TO FIGHT THE RADICALS THAT SIT IN THE CROOKED COUNCIL. I WILL FIGHT FOR ALL MY FELLOW ARBORFIELD PATRIOTS TO ENSURE CORRUPTION AND CRIME IS NO LONGER RIDDLED IN THE SACRED STREETS OF OUR OLD CITY. ITS ALSO ABOUT TIME THE ARBOR ALIEN FILES ARE RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC FOLKS, VERY SHADY STUFF BEING HIDDEN FROM THE RESIDENTS!! I FIGHT FOR THIS CITY DAY IN AND DAY OUT ON THE STREETS AND ITS TIME FOR ME TO FIGHT FOR THIS CITY IN THE MAYORS OFFICE.
RUNNING MATE SOON FOLKS!!
LETS MAKE ARBORFIELD GREAT AGAIN! (MAGA)
THIS IS A INTENTION POST NOT A SPEECH
This post is not influenced by any real life politics or political affilations. Seriously. Because apparently these things need to be said.