hello again ladies and gays, it is I, hecxtro, running for Congress for a 2nd term!!
remember my last speech and how much of a meme it was, yeah, well we’re gonna do that again
heres what i did last term
- stopped courts from handing out 72 hours for contempt of court
(A BILL TO AMEND A BILL TO PROTECT THE FIRESTONE COURT SYSTEM) - fixed the definition of assault (because apparently we couldnt do that right)
(https://trello.com/c/H8K51EAE/5005-a-bill-to-amend-a-bill-to-recognize-more-crimes) - yeeted jason from congress
- and more garbage that you dont care about
now here’s why you should elect me again right,
- im not nearly as garbage as most of the people who have been in congress in the past
- im an attorney and that makes me like able to write good bills n stuff
- i did a lot of good garbage in congress last term, like keeping people from doing big dumb stuff (like the DPS amendment that basically makes DPS useless that was pretty stupid)
- i have like a ton of bills that im gonna rewrite (like uh the restricted areas one and the classified information one with shark)
yeah anyways if you have any questions or you want to rant or whatnot my dms are open (hecc#1220)
my candidacy is not a joke. please vote for me!
hecxtro
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