Firestone Constitutional Convention

I’ll sign, as resident expert in state defense. As well as the former senior leader of the executive branch.

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Signed

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yo yo o

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yes we need this

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I sign this

idk what the fuck im an expert in though

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Economist.

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dude i did one of these in the 8th grade history class i was nominated for president

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Philip_Forth - Felon.

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I sign as a chef expert.

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i was a traffic officer for 6 months can i help

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i offer myself as tertiary adjunct counselor to matters that are of relative relevance and importance to the above document of governance.
aka “i’ll just be here if you want me to consult cuz i think i know what i’m talking about”.

im sorry i also just felt the urgent need to drop some hamilton

HAMILTON AT THE CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION:
i was chosen for the constitutional convention!
THERE AS A NEW YORK JUNIOR DELEGATE
NOW WHAT I’M GONNA SAY MAY SOUND INDELICATE:
GOES AND PROPOSES A NEW FORM OF GOVERNMENT.

WHAT?

HIS OWN PLAN FOR A NEW FORM OF GOVERNMENT!

WHAT!?

TALKS FOR SIX HOURS, THE CONVENTION IS LISTLESS!
bright young man.
yo, who the F is this?

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did u choose a major yet jeff

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Wow.

Reading that made me a level 50 Statute.

Thx.

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the party ur missing flashign lights and allt he bottles of vodka man wtf trash political party!

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poopol

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Support.

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Signed. You know where my expertise lies at.

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Signed, Both as a Senator and DOJ Employee.

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this is like when kerbal re-wrote the GRP

and accidentally required all judges recuse cases that they were not a witness to

amongst a number of other issues

if yall do it you better do it right

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I am interested in assisting

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