Congress shall introduce this

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I urge congress to introduce a “Bacon Hair” hunting permit. The law abiding citizens, who have legal firearms, shall be able to hunt and reduce the bacon hair population. This invasive species preys on the Law Abiding Citizens, pushing them out of the area and taking over. This invasive species also has no natural predator. They’re reproducing like Burmese Pythons in Florida.

It’s time to take a stand and work to take over what’s rightfully ours.

Thanks,
Soothurn.

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support revoked because people don’t understand it’s a joke

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I support.

Signed,
Golfswing
SCFD Captain

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support and endorsed.

Signed,

Rinextel
House of Representatives

lmao

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oh my God full support

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Support and endorsed! They aren’t Human!

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im guessing everyone else also got dm’ed this too

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Full support and endorsement.

Signed,

Deputy and Prosecutor JordisWierd
Firestone Department of Justice and Stapleton County Sheriff’s Office

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This is murder. Anyone who undertakes this risks termination, jail time, or other applicable punishment.

The court DOES NOT recommend undertaking this hunt or permitting it.

Also this is unconstitutional.

Thanks,
The Hon. 1superchris2, District Court of Firestone

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called a joke gosh darnit

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Best bill yet! Support!

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Full support

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As far as I know murder is ending the life of another person. But bacon hairs are animals and the CFCT licence shall be used to hunt animals.

Support,

Murphystem

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Full support.

Signed,

Mr.Anderson
Executive Officer
Special Weapons and Tactics
Stapleton County Sheriff’s Office

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What law defines what citizens are? To my knowledge, this invasive species has been taking over and posing a serious threat to our native populations.

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It’s not murder, it’s called population control.

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Full support.

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I agree! This new bill shall interpret these hostile beings as animals, monsters, if you will!

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when super is typing

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@SouthernMorality @Mythric Thats what the Nazis said.

You should review the relevant literature on this website: https://www.ushmm.org/wlc/en/article.php?ModuleId=10005143

Also, people said that in the 1930s and several years later they murdered millions of people.

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