Automationeer and Toastee_RBLX are both announcing their candidacy for Governor and Lieutenant Governor respectively. As will be outlined in this speech, it is their objective to better shape the State of Firestone and improve the lives of everyday citizens and especially our corporate backers and campaign donors.
CANDIDATE BACKGROUND
Automationeer, Gubernatorial Candidate
The Honorable Automationeer, Esquire of Arborfield and Greendale is a well-rounded candidate. Most notable as a legislator and attorney; if you only count wins then she has a 100% success rate in court. With at least two bills authored by her on the books, she is a well-versed legislator and decision-maker, being a perfect fit for the executive office. Automationeer also has a notable presence in the private sector in which she has, in no way, shape, or form, utilised to influence this campaign except for all the corporate money spent on bribes and miscellaneous corrupt deeds.
Resume
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Recipient of the County Executive’s Residents Award
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Public Defender
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Bar Certified Attorney
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President pro tempore
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Senator x3
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Representative x3
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County Councillor
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Arborfield Deputy Mayor
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Arborfield City Chairperson x2
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Arborfield City Councillor x3
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State Department Advisor
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Redwood City Chief of Staff
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Firestone News Network Board Chair
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Capital Gas of Firestone Safety Inspector
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Capital Energy Safety Manager
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Capital Industries Board Member, Law & Compliance
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Correctional Officer
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DOBW Supervisor & Training Coordinator
Toastee_RBLX, Lieutenant Governor Candidate
The self-entitled and Honourable Toastee_RBLX is a candidate for change, if the change you’re looking for is instability. Their vastly ever-changing life and university schedule make them a rare sight to behold, in addition to their currently active Firestone Discord ban. Having been used as a punching bag and as a scapegoat for the previous DOA administration, Toastee_RBLX holds a vast amount of knowledge of the role to undertake as Lieutenant Governor. Climbing through the ranks of the Firestone Forum users, they truly know how to rally a crowd and have been host to a vast array of petitions for declarations of war which can finally be fulfilled. Their skills in Google searching, Trello admin abusing, and ruining Senate sessions put them in a fantastic light to be your next Lieutenant Governor.
Resume
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ASU Vice Commander
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FSP Corporal
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POST Instructor
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DPW Public Employee x3
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SCFD Paramedic/Fire Fighter x2
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Firestone National Guard, Specialist
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Prominence City Council Clerk
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FDOA Aviation Safety Bureau Director
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Associate Secretary of Aviation
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Senator x2
CAMPAIGN AGENDA
Executive Branch
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Attorney General Wolf_RBX will be mandated to wear deodorant or face dismissal for the third time.
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Secretary Co55ie will be ordered to attend and celebrate Mother’s Day. We’re not quite sure why he doesn’t want to but it’s unacceptable.
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Buy back classified information from KingsRarest to prevent it from being leaked further.
Legislative Branch
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Congress will be required to invoke at least one controversy per week.
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Representatives to be used as living traffic cones during construction projects.
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Should no member have been expelled in a week, a Battle Royal will be hosted to determine which member to remove.
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Requirements for recall will be reduced to a singular annoyed comment in Firestone General.
Crime & Justice
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Department of Justice to be audited due to FBI having more gays.
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Peace Response Team will be established for matters too peaceful for the Crisis Response Team.
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Chrisman022805 to be nominated for Supreme Court Justice. Fun fact, the constitution doesn’t require judges to be attorneys.
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Air Support Unit to be replaced with three drunk guys and a helicopter.
Foreign Affairs
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MrEmote and TobooRacc to be sold to Somali pirates.
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National Guard to be deployed simultaneously and continuously to every foreign state to ensure Firestone domination.
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Foreign diplomats to be used as hostages in negotiations.
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Wars will be started at random for the fuck of it. There will be no false flags.
County Affairs
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Stapleton County building to be replaced with a monument for Firestone Founder FedoraMasterB98.
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All county officials will be ordered to work in the salt mines else face arrest.
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Redwood, Arborfield, and Prominence will be abolished.
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Uncorrelated with the above, the area recognised as Greendale will expand generously. Coincidentally, this will increase the National Guard’s non-deployed patrol area into the Capitol and Car Dealership.
Economy & Businesses
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Department of Commerce to be privatised and sold to the highest bidder.
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Private military companies will be permissible with the intention of establishing the industrial-military complex in Firestone.
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Forces will be deployed to Atoll to expand Firestone Gas supplies.
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Should any business fail to meet expected market growth, we will force the taxpayer into debt to keep them afloat.
QUERIES
We say we care about your questions, but we really don’t. We might answer them.
I suggest joining our campaign server, which also is the host of a question and answers channel, and is also the easiest way to get updates on our campaign. The invite code is P2fHBNavnQ.