THERE IS A CRISIS GOING ON IN ARBORFIELD.
THE ARBORFIELD BARN HAS BEEN BY A MISSILE. WE HAVE RECEIVED A PHOTO FROM A LOYAL CAPITAL GAS EMPLOYEE WHO WITNESSED A HELICOPTER FLYING LOW FROM THE TOWN OF GREENDALE. THIS IS A DEVELOPING STORY.
WE SUSPECT THIS IS A RETALIATION ATTACK BY THE TYRANTS OF GOVERNOR AESTHETICALLYHAPPY AND LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR SHARKFISH82. WE NEED ANSWERS NOW.
Shame, we are being bullied!
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!!
THE PEOPLE MUST RETALIATE!!!
It’s upsetting seeing actions like this becoming personal to those who call out the truth.
THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS!!! I CALL ON THE FIRESTONE GOVERNMENT TO MAKE A STATEMENT ON THIS!!!
I am saddened in our government.
THE WONDERFUL FIREFIGHTERS AT THE STAPLETON COUNTY FIRE DEPARTMENT HAVE EXTINGUISHED THE FIRE, AND WE CAN CONFIRM THIS WAS A MISSILE STRIKE. THE MILITARY HELICOPTER, MOST LIKELY PROPERTY OF THE FIRESTONE NATIONAL GUARD, LED BY TYRANT GOVERNOR AESTHETICALLY HAPPY IS DEFINITELY A PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS ATTACK ON THE GREAT CITY OF ARBORFIELD.
Scene from above:
THERE IS NO FIRE! ITS A LIE!
A Firestone National Guard command member, MissAntador has commented on the ongoing situation:
“That sounds ultimately like a DoS issue, but I’d happily set MP to task. Ultimately, if something doesn’t come to my desk one way or another, nothing gets done.”
“If Arborfield’s government - the same as any other citizen or body - takes the time to approach the Governor, myself or a subordinate member of staff, things get done.”
We have received CCTV footage from the Capital Gas Refinery, this was at approximately one minute before the heard explosions.
that’s a funny looking bird
THIS IS WAS CAUSED BY THE GOVERNOR TO DISTRACT US, WE NEED TO STAND UP FOR THIS #DOWNWITHGOVERNOR
OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE HONORABLE MAYOR OF ARBORFIELD:
What an unfortunate incident!