The thing is there was no crime whatsoever. The town was a ghost town for a long time cause FNG was the only ppl in the server lmfao
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but in the picture there is people besides FNG
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the two governors who mostly spend time together on fng in one voice chat in a discord
im so proud
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- my first time ever joining fng voice to monitor how they’re doing in-game
- alaskan isn’t in FNG Discord
- thank you for being proud.
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STOP RUINING MY MEME
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ON THIS EPISODE OF THE QUEST TO SPRAY THE NUTS
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meanwhile at the firestone state awards
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The backstory to this is that Philip requested 72 hours in jail and he got it, but then the Supreme Court said no, so we had to redo sentencing even though everyone else agreed on 72.
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meme about the county vs executive orders, open and read at your own interest
Everyone here knows there’s a current debate between the County and State about whether or not the county is subject to gubernatorial executive orders.
Obviously, yes, because the county falls under the state, and as the closest real life equivalent to Firestone’s government is the US Government, this means that the county must abide by stateside executive orders, just like how the states have to abide by presidential executive orders.
Where the County is essentially forced to abide by the State, what would happen if we passed an executive order about the County not having to abide by said executive order?
I present to you Executive Order 66, so named because, well, who doesn’t love the Star Wars Prequels? Additionally, it’s a fitting enough reference and name because of, well, what I’m about to explain here.
Executive Order 66 is a purely hypothetical executive order that could take place at any time within any gubernatorial administration for so long as the State of Firestone and Stapleton County coexist. In a single short, plain sentence, it states:
The County shall not, in any case or form thereof, abide by this Executive Order, regardless of any further authority from any and all levels of government, ordering it to do so.
So, back to our dilemma at hand: what exactly would occur if Stapleton County were to abide by this executive order and deliberately decide to disobey it at the same time?
I’ve been crunching the numbers on this one for quite a while, and I’ll say that the math itself is pretty hard to explain or recreate, especially in a text format with such limited formatting as this. In short, maintaining all essentials and removing all of the confusing math, the risk of dismantling our entire system of government would be a much, much smaller threat to our existence as a state.
We’re speaking more on the level of creating a supergalactic intercollapsing system with properties that would be far greater than normal, to an extent of being approximately 3.08*1019 percent higher than normal rates, which are pretty damn high right now, given the hostilities and toxicity of the one or two hundred or so politicians within the State, and the literal rest of the state, including members of subsidiary departments. It’s literally like feeding a robot the phrase, “This sentence is false”, and creating a warp paradox that would irreparably damage the magnesite-nitron subspace, and destroy actual space as we know it.
Utilizing the Schwarzschild solution, we can interpret this data as to both the complete destruction of pretty much all galactic systems as a whole within a specific radius. An event horizon would be instantly created at any point on the terrestrial surface of the Earth, or within an altered region of space, within or outside the atmosphere. This specific area of effect would more than likely be between the Earth and another body, such as the Moon, Venus, or Mars, and its epicenter would be determined specifically by the Kruskal coordinates of the affected region. The altered area of influence would have an effect so great that, were it able to be measured and tested by humans, it would fit within the guidelines of the Kretschmann scalar as a square of the Riemann tensor, which is diffeomorphism invariant.
From this point on, the collective field of influence would grow large enough to become its own black hole, gaining mass through swallowing the terrestrial Earth, the rest of the planet itself, the Moon, and including but not limited to Venus, Amalthea, Albiorix, and Stephano, Mars, Phobos, Deimos, and pretty much everything within a reasonable range of the Earth on an astronomical scale, not to mention the two other planets between us and the Sun, and the Sun itself. Eventually, fueled by the complete added mass of these bodies, the black hole would grow large enough to become its own singularity, or even grow into a wormhole, ripping apart spacetime and effectively becoming its own Big Bang of destruction.
In essential terms, the County obeying an executive order to disobey said executive order would result in a singularity strong enough to utterly destroy the RoEarth on Roblox, and would possibly be even more forceful as to put an end to all life not just within Earth or our Milky Way galaxy, but on a major galactic scale, having a potential reach as far as the Sagittarius Dwarf Elliptical Galaxy, the fourth farthest galaxy from our own. It’s unlikely, but not impossible, that the only remnants of the human race by that point would be the Voyager probes, which have at this point been traveling in interstellar space; and not even their survival would be guaranteed.
In short, the entirety of the human race; evolution, accomplishments, achievements, history, and interstellar spacecraft, would literally cease to exist because of the actions of several dumbasses who were too stupid to realize the functions of how a governing body works.
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I acess ed trello from xbox and accidently messed up vol 2 of the cases! @MisterGermanAidan
Wont be on til tomorrow…
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Best unintentional joke I have ever made 
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