AestheticallyHappy and Sharkfish82, Fighting for Freedom

AESTHETICALLYHAPPY AND SHARKFISH82, FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM

For Governor and Lieutenant Governor
August 31, 2022

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AestheticallyHappy and Sharkfish82 are proud to announce their candidacy in the 2022-3 Gubernatorial Elections.


The Candidates

AestheticallyHappy is the incumbent County Chairperson and former two-term County Executive. AestheticallyHappy has served the county government for the past two years through a multitude of positions ranging from the lowest executive employee to the highest elected offices. Prior to his stint as the County Executive, AestheticallyHappy had served as the Stapleton County Fire Department Deputy Fire Chief under Chief zeppelininspector. Throughout his tenure in the county, AestheticallyHappy has become the most decorated member of the Stapleton County government for his knowledge, dedication and commitment to the County and her people. During his term as County Executive, AestheticallyHappy served shortly as Governor DyingSym’s Chief of Staff, offering insight and overseeing incidents and reports within the Firestone Executive branch. AestheticallyHappy has been quoted as being a mentor, a leader and a great friend to many, all great qualities looked for in a Gubernatorial candidate.

Throughout his tenure in Firestone, AestheticallyHappy has a combined 4 years of executive leadership experience. He has built his reputation on the mantra of “Stand up for the little guy” and has proven this mantra true time and time again throughout his time in the County and the Fire Department, defending both till exhaustion. It is without a doubt that AestheticallyHappy has the knowledge, dedication and the history to back it to lead this great State of Firestone into a grand, new chapter.

Sharkfish82 is the incumbent President Pro Tempore of the Senate and former Governor and Lieutenant Governor of the State showing without a doubt that he is experienced for such position. Sharkfish82 has been serving the state government for nearly half a decade through multiple avenues within congress being within the ranks of congress as both a legislator and presiding officer for years as well as state executive leadership as well during his executive stints. On top of this service to the higher levels of government, he has also been well involved with law enforcement for quite some time as well with multiple stints within the Department of Homeland Security serving a variety of roles but also within the National Guard, growing in experience over the years. This time being exposed in the halls of government as well as law enforcement has subsequently allowed him to understand the needs of both government and departments on a deeper level as well as the general population as well when needed and proves to be essential when handling the duties of the high office.

Sharkfish82 is the embodiment of experience and long time leadership that proves to be useful in times of need for the state government and his longtime involvement within law and the shaping of our statues is what we need in our executive office, doing his diligence to continue to be the presiding officer to allow us to continue to shape our laws to ensure quality is produce by our legislature and is executed well by the executive in hand with his executive partner.


The Agenda

Below is a list of actions and plans that have been carefully crafted over the past week to ensure the betterment of this state and the effectiveness of the entire government.

Executive

It goes without saying that many administrations prior have promised transparency and promised transparency and continued to promise transparency yet time and time again we see administrations that work completely behind closed doors, this administration plans to completely change that. Starting with the overhaul of the press office to allow for nearly, if not, weekly press releases to allow the public to know exactly what we’ve done, and what we will continue to do. This goal is planned to be completed within the first 10 days of taking office with the first release on day 11.

Throughout his time in a multitude of executive leadership positions, AestheticallyHappy worked tirelessly to ensure the effectiveness and autonomy of every government and department that he has been a part of. As your Governor, AestheticallyHappy promises to all of you that the effectiveness of this executive branch will reach great new heights, with any and all reports of inactivity or incompetence being looked into with the highest level of concern. AestheticallyHappy has built his political career on accountability, and he will continue to do so for the betterment of this state.

Legislative

With the Legislative branch being an extremely crucial branch in the State of Firestone, it is very important that the leadership within the branch work diligently within the branch to ensure it is run efficiently but also is looked upon favorably by the general public. On top of this importance of efficiency, a good connection between the Executive branch and the Legislative branch is crucial in order for it to pass with wide consensus and provide easy passage when placed upon the Executive’s desk. We plan on improving, and strengthening relations between the Legislative, and the Executive, so we can carry the state forward and make change for the greater good rather than our laws being vetoed by the Executive and slugging the Legislative process.

Both candidates on this ticket have experience within the legislative field. Sharkfish82 is a seasoned veteran of the legislature for nearly half a decade and has spent a good part of that time serving as Presiding Officer in different capacities in both the House and Senate and has proven to get the job done when it is needed, especially in recent times. Most recently, his stint as President Pro Tempore has brought him up to speed with the execution of the Senate chamber’s duties and is exactly what the Senate needs for its lead Presiding Officer. AestheticallyHappy is no stranger to legislative work either with his experience within the Senate as well, allowing them to have the prior insight of legislative function necessary to communicate with the legislature well enough but also allows him to contribute to our law as well to ensure peak quality of legislation.

We have high hopes on what we will be able to bring to the legislature, and do meaningful work and relative connection between the Executive in order to provide our state what it truly needs to benefit us all. It is also extremely important to us that our quality is maintained, which includes being supportive of the much fresher faces that have entered the legislative ranks as of late and providing well enough support and mentorship to ensure quality is met and proceeds forward in the near future of the state.

Judicial

We believe that the Judicial Branch could be in a better position, however we do not believe rushed nominations are the right thing to do. We believe that all justices and judges are doing great in their respective positions. The legal system in this state is deep, and intricate with 4 years of precedent and case law with even more statutory law on top of that. The Happy administration plans to work closely with Chief Justice thekerbal on potential nominees to any level of the bench when the right and competent individuals come around.

Inferior

Coming from 2 consecutive years in the County, there is next to no person more qualified to speak on County and Municipal issues other than AestheticallyHappy. With knowing the County and Municipalities inside and out, AestheticallyHappy has the best knowledge on where the inferior governments need the most assistance, especially from the state government. Within this term, it is the plan of the Happy administration to allow the inferior governments more freedom with their laws, their lands and their people with a refreshed and revised inferior governments act.

Foreign

As Governor, AestheticallyHappy pledges to be more involved and active with our allies, setting up more meetings and creating stronger relationships and will be more transparent about how we conduct State Foreign Affairs Operations. As there have been newly recognized ro-territories that we have not spoken much with for a long period of time, it is our imperative to begin communications and develop relationships with these newly recognized ro-territories. We will ensure that we do more as Governors, in association with the Department of State, to ensure that we strengthen our ties with other Territories.


We personally want to thank you for taking the time to read our campaign speech along with our ideas for this great State of Firestone. If you have any questions, concerns or any comments feel free to leave them in our campaign server. If you wish to support this campaign, you may do so by commenting “Support” under this form post. Any other questions can be directed to the candidates directly at their contact information listed below.

AestheticallyHappy, AestheticallyHappy#9999
Sharkfish82, Sharkfish82#2776
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