A Bill to Enable the Execution, Hunting, and Transporting of Furries

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A BILL TO ENABLE THE EXECUTION, HUNTING, AND TRANSPORTING OF FURRIES

Proposed by: wierdo25, President pro tempore

         Be it enacted by the State of Firestone Congress here assembled,

§ 1. TITLE

    (a) This Act shall be known as, and may be cited as, the “Act to Enable the Execution, Hunting, and Transporting of Furries”.

    (b) This Act may be cited as the “Anti-Furry Act of 2021”.


§ 2. ENACTMENT

    (a) This Bill shall go into effect as an Act of Congress upon the completion of the constitutionally required processes.


§ 3. SEVERABILITY

    (a) Should any part of this Act be stuck down and/or declared unenforceable, then that part shall be severed with the rest remaining in full force and effect unless all is struck down and/or declared unenforceable.


§ 4. ENFORCEMENT

    (a) This Act shall be enforced by all Courts, other Judicial Bodies, and Law Enforcement officers of the State of Firestone; and any other relevant entity.


§ 5. ANTI-FURRIES

    (a) Any individual meeting any of the following criteria enumerated by the sub-subsections below shall be deemed a ‘furry’/‘furries’ for the purposes of this act. An individual may be deemed a furry for meeting a singular criterion, all of the criteria, or a number of criteria.

         (i) Wearing any of the following items:

    (b) All Citizens of the State of Firestone shall be legally protected wherein they violate any of the sections of the Firestone Criminal Code enumerated in the sub-subsections below, whereas the only or all of the actual victim(s) of the aforementioned violation are considered furries, as defined by sub-section (a).

         (i) All sections of Chapter 2 (Crimes Against the Person)

         (ii) Chapter 3, Section 2 (Theft), unless the offence was committed against a business or enterprise as licensed and authorized under law

         (iii) Chapter 3, Section 3 (Destroying Property), unless the offence was committed against a business or enterprise as licensed and authorized under law

         (iv) Chapter 3, Section 5 (Vehicular Assault)

         (v) Chapter 3, Section 6 (Grand Theft Auto)

         (vi) Chapter 4, Section 1 (Criminal Threats)

         (vii) Chapter 4, Section 2 (Extortion)

         (viii) Chapter 4, Section 3 (Hit & Run)

         (ix) Chapter 4, Section 5 (False Imprisonment)

         (x) Chapter 4, Section 6 (Attempting to Commit a Crime), whereas the offence(s) being attempted would otherwise be protected by this subsection

         (xi) Chapter 4, Section 7 (Conspiracy to Commit a Crime), whereas the offence(s) being conspired would otherwise be protected by this subsection

         (xii) Chapter 4, Section 7 (Solicitation to Commit a Crime), whereas the offence(s) being solicited would otherwise be protected by this subsection

         (xiii) Chapter 4, Section 7 (Aiding and Abetting), whereas the offence(s) being aided/abetted would otherwise be protected by this subsection

         (xiv) Chapter 4, Section 10 (Animal Cruelty), whereas such furries are considered animals by any relevant legislation or instrument

         (xv) Chapter 4, Section 15 (Misconduct), whereas only a furry or furries’ rights, freedom, or life were endangered

         (xvi) Chapter 5, Section 2 (Criminal Misuse of a Firearm), whereas the offence(s) in commission would otherwise be protected by this subsection

    (c) Only individuals actively deemed to be furries under subsection (a), and not individuals previously, but no longer, deemed furries under this act, shall be infringed for the purposes of subsection (b). Accordingly, individuals deemed as furries under this Act shall not be deemed as humans or persons under law.

    (d) Law Enforcement Officers shall be protected from lawsuits relating to their enforcement or non-enforcement of this Act, such as a Law Enforcement Officer committing a False Arrest by arresting for an offence protected by subsection (b).

         (i) Although the Law Enforcement Officer shall be free from liability, civil or criminal, for enforcement or non-enforcement of this Act, any arrests made that do not uphold subsection (b) be deemed False Arrest regardless.

    (e) No individual shall be found guilty in court for an act protected by subsection (b).


Respectfully submitted to the Congress of the State of Firestone


CHIEF SPONSORS:

    The Honorable Automationeer Esq.

    The Honorable wierdo25, President pro tempore

CO-SPONSORS:

    The Honorable ADMIRAL_RICKY, Speaker pro tempore

    The Honorable Toastee_RBLX, Senator

    The Honorable surfinpacific, Senator

    The Honorable yeanlingspark99, Senator

    The Honorable mrgoldencarrot, Representative

    Mr worriedchris2001, Extreme Racist

    Mr asianray17, Highly Concerned Citizen

    Mr JoshLocke, Owner of a Roblox Twitter Account

    Mr moneyshooter11, Highly Serious

    Mr jackcolony888, Deputy Sheriff of the Stapleton County Sheriff (Sherriff Sir JamesDeeks)'s Office

    Mr connor8033, Mini-moderator

    Mr KingsRarest, SERT Redwood Task Force

    Mr RGB_Flames, Self-Acclaimed Musician

    Mr Philip_Forth, ‘Reformed’ Criminal

    Mr hxppyteddyy, Furry Hunter

    Mr Mr_CFrame, Pro Hunter

    Mr FinleyFraser, Skype User

    Mr Pearism, Fruit

    Mr t1dtony, Citizen in Exile

    Concerned Citizen, Cuxle

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